Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but, ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why is it that when someone tells you there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, when they tell you there's wet paint you have to touch it to check?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why do people constntly return to the refrigerater hoping something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an s in the word "lisp"?
Why do we run over a string a dozen times with the vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, and put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
Why is it that when we heroically try to catch something falling off the table we always manage to knock something else down?
Why do slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing?
when we're at the super market and someone rams our ankles with a shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so, why do we say "it's all right" when it isn't; Why don't we say "that really hurt. Why don't you watch were you're going"?
What would happen if Pinocchio said, "My nose is going to grow now."?
